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We Love Mad magazine

DC comics, owner of Mad magazine, has announced the move to quarterly instead of issuing  Mad monthly, as has been the custom for the last 50+  years.  William Gaines, late editor and founder of Mad , would be up in arms about the whole situation.
I don't agree with DC's premise that the entire magazine business is in sad financial straits however - I think while much of the artwork has maintained its same standard of high quality, thanks to Mort Drucker and Al Jaffee and many of its stalwart artists, the content has suffered as its editors put out a call to writers to feature Howard Stern-like humor. While Mad always skirted juvenile humor, it was implicit rather than overt.
Its much harder to make a joke about flatulence by being oblique and witty than it is to just make the sound (as Eddie Murphy's career has painfully shown). A revamped (dumbed down) Letters page featuring something called The Fundalini  Papers that is neither witty nor funny, but just a waste of space was foisted on loyal Mad readers. Unfunny  'ghetto' comics and photo-funnies replaced much of the classic humor in its pages. Many of its wonderful artists like Don Martin, Dave Berg and Norman Mingo passed away (not to be replaced by artists of a similiar Mad bent or quality).  Instead of poking fun at suburbia and the middle class, the magazine took on more of a street edge - hoping to attract a younger audience (who never learned to read) and driving away the boomers who still buy an occasional  magazine out of old habit.
While the magazine always continued to be 48 pages, now it shares its space with advertisements (a loathsome feature that Bill Gaines was always careful to avoid).
 
The problem with Mad is that its simply lost touch with its readers. While you used to be able to lie back in bed and count on nearly every article to be gold, now you hope to find one or two things to smile at in the entire magazine.
 
Come on, you nutty Mad artists and writers! We're still here - your loyal readers! A little older perhaps, a little wider... But always willing to laugh, and harboring a special place in our hearts for Alfred E. and all of you guys. Don't fade away like that other pandering to kids weekly antique Saturday Night Live.  Gross, obscene pictorials  don't do it for us - you have to be a tad more witty, a bit more cutting edge. Honor your Golden Past and look forward to a Shining future...Come back home, boys,  we miss you!
 
 
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Oh, but they're really Patriots

Let's see. Obama has decided today that he WILL meet with Iran , making good on his campaign promise to meet with rogue states without preconditions (and despite the fact that they've made their hopes well- known to destroy Israel and America).
 
And he's complained about radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh.
 
I'm glad our new President has his priorities straight.
 
If you really want to talk about people who are dangerous to the fabric of America, look no farther than your own backyard, Mr President.  Reid, Pelosi, Murtha, Schumer, Biden, Kennedy, Frank, Dodd.....and perhaps many of the cronies that you've been hanging around with. 
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Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, and Rice

For the past 8 years we've endured inane catcalling and ridiculous names levelled against our President and our country by idiots from the left. Undermining our country in a time of war , all in the name of political partisanship, they've been a despicable bunch. Calling themselves patriots, they've done nothing but undermine our war against terror and try to demoralize our troops. Years ago, we called treason by its rightful name.
Lately they've been whining about any criticism (no matter how small or accurate) against the new President-elect. "Give him a break, give him a chance." We have and we will. He will be subject to the same intense scrutiny our man recieved, less the shrill whining and pointless character assassination that we've been subject to.
But we should not miss the opportunity to thank the four people listed in the subject field above. True patriots, who kept this country safe from attack for the past 8 years (a feat Bill Clinton could not accomplish in the same amount of time). While I don't agree with any politician's take on our porous dangerous borders , or profligate spending,  President George W. Bush  has proven himself to be an excellent wartime President. His leadership and clear moral character has been a refreshing change from Arkansas' Tobacco Road : neither he, nor his excellent veep, nor Rumsfield nor Rice has ever gotten the acknowledgment that they all truly deserved for setting up a National Security system and fighting our enemies on their turf instead of our own.
History will be exceedingly kind to these four true Patriots. Long after the Reids and Pelosi's and Murtha's have faded away into the mindless babble they deserve, these four will be looked at as shining examples of  true heroic American character.
 
 Can you even imagine what a mess we would be in if Al Gore or John Kerry had been in office when America was attacked ?
You don't have to imagine it - we WERE attacked, many times, on Bill's watch. Nothing happened. Absolutely nothing.
Much has been made of  the President's cool and calm demeanor when  our country was being attacked. Personally, I like a cool leader - not a hothead , running without direction. One of the loudest voices in this argument was John Kerry's.
 Did you know that John Kerry didn't hear about the attacks for 45 minutes, because by his own admission  he was asleep in his office? (and doesn't that speak volumes about the Democratic character..?)
 
 
God Bless George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Condoleeza Rice and  Donald Rumsfeld. There are countless others, behind the scenes, but without the clear straight leadership  of our Commander in Chief  - resolute, unwavering  in his conviction or principles, seemingly untouched  by fickle public opinion easily swayed by a dangerous and corrupt media hellbent on giving away state secrets and trying to show America in the worst possible light. We will not see his like again (at least for the next four years). He has been kind, decent and thoughtful , even to his enemies. He has kept his honor even while the town around him falls into dissipation. A grateful public wishes President Bush and his aides well as private citizens - its a rest well-deserved. Thank you all for the service to your country, and the shining example to those around you - and that includes former Presidents from Plains -  who only criticize without solution, and try to bring this great Country down.
 
Why the enmity? Well, GW scared the left. He believes in God (they don't). He believes in the sanctity of marriage, and home, and country. All the things they do their damndest to whittle away. All the things that make America the greatest nation on earth.
 
I wish the incoming President well.
If Obama succeeds, we all succeed as Americans.
If  he doesn't, well, as Rush Limbaugh said the day after the election, that will be interesting too - because 'its the only way that stupid people learn.'
 
Amen.
 
 
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